Saturday 29 December 2012

The March Of The Fishwives

This is a short extract from Morning Bliss to give an idea of the flavour of what I do. 


The wagon emerged from the ramp’s entrance into the open air. Here, bright streaming sunlight replaced the tunnel’s bluish crystal glow, and the smell of sea air, spiced by a thousand flavours of food, perfume, lucrative endeavour and a wide variety of sins, flooded their nostrils. The crowd from the ramp rapidly became diluted by a rich suffusion of fishwives and self-proclaiming livewires. The din buffeted them like a heavy surf, seething around them and even getting up their trousers, showering them with human voices along with the cries of organic animals and birds and the honks, floots and djerls of a multitude of machines and micro-corporations
 “It’s the bloody parade,” screamed the Transport Gwyneth from above the passengers, her voice crackling and spiting with such invective that, for a moment, it temporarily overrode all the other noise. Skiff looked up, meaning to smile and offer friendship, but he found her in the act of smacking her own broad-gauged knees with such huge angry and forceful hands that he looked away again, finding it hard to feel sympathetic. Instead he decided to stand on the seat and get a better view
“Good Berremoth,” he shouted almost immediately, as he first saw the Area Sales Manager’s hooray chariot off to his right and still some distance away. “There’s something like a simulated coriolus shell about to pass by. It’s borne on the shoulders of a couple of dozen people, not on wheels.”
Anthem stood up now to watch as the bearers staggered along, ploughing through a sea of lumpy fishwives who stumbled on beside them, getting in the way and rocking the vehicle with their vulgar manners and fat enthusiasm.
Cats and parakeets got in the way too, as did various species of tramping mammals, roform buffalo, miniature gazelle and red lump-gatherers, all mingling with the legs of spectator and marcher alike, bellowing, whistling and telling jokes, spitting on the road even and pumping up the energy in any other way they could think of.
And, as Skiff would have expected down here in the commercial district, far below the quiet incense of the monasteries, thousands of children had joined the fun too. They ran excitedly between the fishwives' dumpy legs, attracted by the vending fervour, and feeding off the powerful emanations of empathy steaming from these sales-orientated folk.
Many of the marchers had now started to run off the road to investigate the Transport Gwyneth’s wagon and its team of puller men, who stood out for their obvious superior quality and size. Kids and adults alike giggled and poked at the watermelon arms, which bulged as if recently filled with muscle fluid, and cooed at the ocean rollers which rippled over dinner table sized backs. They felt the girth of the thighs with loud cries of discovery, amazed by those cousins to grand pianos, which themselves vibrated in happy response like a thousand calls to prayer.
“I love the hats, Anthem,” Skiff shouted above the din, warming rapidly to the people’s overt enthusiasm. He pulled a face at a simpering lady who wore a huge device on her head shaped like a money till and which actually spat coins out of its several open drawers. “I must buy you one for sure, Anthy, a battleship trumping hat maybe. Or a submarine strolling beret?”
“Skiff,” Anthem said, tossing her blue hair with the imperious gesture she seemed to have adopted more and more. “Skiff, these are hat-people pure and simple. On any excuse, they dress in colourful rags and empathy hats. Sometimes these are literally the only clothes they possess too. But you can see how they spend every last penny they earn on their hats. They are incredibly complex milliners. Some of the hats I’ve seen are quite serviceable vending machines. And of course, each hat plays its owner's personalised symphonic and rap compositions."
"It really is a wonderful exposition of commercial spirit." Skiff now felt almost totally overcome by the empathy overload himself, as if floating on a sea of liquid vending fervour. “I wonder we couldn’t recruit some of this obvious talent to zap our operation along.”
            "Sir! how fortunate you could be here,” a fishwife called to Skiff, detaching herself from the general throng and climbing up onto the wagon to do so. “I have the very thing you will be asking for. It's the ultimate insurance policy. You can make your first insurance premium right now. It’s that easy!"
            "What will it insure?" asked Skiff, feeling that an insurance policy would undoubtedly be the very thing.
            "The insured item could even be an anchor if you want.” Clearly market research orientated, she seemed to know who he was and that he came from a battleship. “Something to secure a dreadnought battleship." The fishwife beamed encouragingly, so delighted to be able to help.
            Other marchers now gathered around the wagon, congratulating him on the purchase he had not yet made. He felt very proud and euphoric.
            As the ecstatic buying frenzy overwhelmed him, he entered a state of almost superhuman receptivity. Then, he looked to his right again and realised that the hooray chariot was about to stagger past. The Area Sales Manager rode the chariot, a sort of mother of pearl coriolus shell, side-saddle, as if it were a horse or a cavalry spider. And by dear Berremoth, was she all woman! On her head she wore a crown of achievement, which rotated slowly, it's multichannel broadcasts delighting the crowd around her. Like a beacon, she seemed to actually illuminate the whole parade, almost as if she was the mother of the coriolus shell itself.

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